First, I would like to clarify a few things. Jennifer is by far, my favorite daughter. She is beautiful and brilliant. That is why I named Jennette after her; I wanted her to emulate Jennifer. I thought maybe if I had a second child God would bless me twice. No such luck.I think this is am appropriate time to mention my will. As much as I love Jennifer, and the other one, I cannot leave my fortunes to them. I have decided to create the Dew Point Awareness Crusade. DPAC will bring a vast knowledge and understanding to inner city children of the crucial role the dew point brings to our daily lives. These are children who may otherwise never know what it means to have a 75-degree dew point. It shall be a weeklong intensive course. All the exact details are not worked out, but it should be rolled out in Cleveland Public Schools within 5 years.
I would also like to say, enough animals. I have had so many pets over the years. I love them all, but couldn’t we have a nice meal without the begging? Wouldn’t it be nice not to go through a vacuum cleaner monthly? Say it with me, no more animals!!
In closing, thanks for reading my blog and contributions to DPAC are appreciated.
4 comments:
I have to post a disclaimer as to anything you read on my blog, although I do like the idea of investing all my inheritance into this Dew Point business...When I'm up and running on my own I will inform everyone...I know the antisipation is beyond belief..Just hold on...At least I can post comments on my own blog...As far as the favorite child we won't go into that at this time...
oh ucfreak, you are in big, big trouble...
mom has already told me that neither of us are the favorite because she doesn't much like either ofus! ha!
They always talk about dew points down here too. I have no clue what they are.
Lobsterboy someday when I know how to do a blog I will go into great detail about dew points...Its my passion...
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